It's almost considered mentally insane, but not quite.

I have realised after briefly exploring my lesbian side as evidence from the previous post, that I’ve gone back to men. After watching American idol, I suddenly realised, I may actually be in love with Kris Allen. I’m not 100% sure on this at the moment because well I’ve never actually met him in my life and the only thing that attracts me to him are his ridiculously handsome good looks and his beeeeautiful voice. This is causing me to dream about him singing to me with his guitar naked, (don’t worry he’s wearing boxers) whilst I look lovingly into his beautiful eyes. Anyway, never in a life time will I ever get the chance for a celebrity like Kris Allen to fall deeply in love with me forever and ever, so I have thought up a plan for him to do so. My first idea is to track him down and find out his current address, which at the moment all I know is that it’s somewhere in America. I will sneak into his house and put a few drops of rohypnol into his tea, knocking him unconscious. Then I would plaster his whole house with pictures of me etc. Then I would drag him to hospital and when he wakes up I will be sitting by his bedside. He will wake up all confused about what has happened which is when I will convince him that I am his girlfriend and we are madly in love and have been forever and ever and of course he will believe me. My other plan is to become his stalker, I will stalk him everywhere he goes and will find out everything I can about him. Then when he finally has a restraining order against me I will confess my undying love for him and tell him everything I know about him and that he is the only man for me. This is when he will realise that he is in love with me too and we will live happily ever after forever and ever. I think my ideas are really good and will hopefully work really well. If they do then I will try them out on a few other celebrities like these


me and Johnny



me and George




me and Justin





me and Bradd





me and Beckham



me and Matthew





see, it's THAT easy





Love love



Waldorf