Queen craphole

Well just one more. I thought i'd have a bit of a bitch about is this swine flu breakout. Yeah yeah seems like old news now doesn't it. But oh no wait...not in BIRMINGHAM it aint, oh no no no. It was very unsuprising when we first heard the whisps of a pandemic sized virus sweeping its way through the globe, that it wouldn't have one of its rally points in birmingham. Seriously its depressing. It was just like ohh yes swine flu is in scotland, its being contained. The rest of England wiped their brows and though no more of it, but it was a matter of dirty people time that it coursed down in to transient central, the shanty town that is handsworth, birmingham. This place may as well be mexico. It is a melting pot of anything and everything in the world, a bit like a scene in star wars, or how you'd imagine a black market to be, you could expect to find many a dodgy character in the back alleys selling organs or ivory for cheap cheap prices. Its got gang crime, drugs, segregation, a rumour that there were signs forboding white people after certain times and now it hasss the big bad swine flu. Its the kind of place where ambiguity and things are over ever alluded to and the likes of revereand lovejoys wife from the simpsons would thrive with her "save the children oh dear go save the children" when really the children are looking at her like prey. Its not even funny any more its getting annoying, what are they doing round there? i wouldnt be suprised if the sanitation pipes had be scrapped for cheap money for more drugs and poo was lining the streets. Dirty dirty place. Eurgh if i had my way, id put a big bubble round the place, and make people have comprehensive examination if they want to leave it. Infact id make it its own country with its own passports, handsworth country, home of guns and swineflu. Handsworth sounds too good for such a craphole though, it would be called craphole, and there would be a queen of craphole. But apparently thats not humane. What is humane is letting them contaminate nice and healthy people. You nuggets.