Sunday, 29 March 2009

Salutations.

Dear boo boo, bah bah, humbug.

Today we started a blog.
Allanah makes me do a lot of things, she forces me, she gets me by the hair, throws my face in the dirt and wails in her tyrannic, Birmingham drawl "KERRY YOU ARE DOING THIS".
A few days ago she made me make a virtual farm, sometimes i lose sleep over it thinking how my life since 2006 has turned into a hedonistic, virtual farming, blogging, facebook waste of talent but that's for me and my therapist Basil.
Today she made me listen to "lady in red," the original of course (on repeat) and now she is making me introduce this blog.
In all honesty, im scared of this blog, it has a lot of buttons that take me to strange destinations what is a monetise? what is my dashboard? what is help? I think that this could be a good thing for us..and erm for you? yeah for you as well. YOU whoever YOU are. Once we get in to the swing of things we could be an unstoppable force of ideas, writing our way in to history. We could change the world, couldn't we Allanah...

Kerry says:
We could change the world allanah.
[c=6]Lanaaaaaaa. [/c] says:
I know, we really could change the world kerry.


Most likely it will be an account of how we got drunk, the observations of being two bums in birmingham, and moaning about everything. That's a promise.

Do i leave a kiss? Just one. I'll leave you with one kiss. You lucky person.

X

Statler.


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