Bein an absolute flop i take forever to get ready leaving kerry to mill about doing nothing drinking her head off, she always looks good though so she never has to get ready. We are going out tonight and again im doubling my age with the time it take, right now im straightening my greasy locks, theres spiders and everything coming out its rather disgusting but its ok cus i dnt wash. My ipod speakers have to be propped up by nail vanish, statler tried to mock but i dnt undertand why. Im also very slow in life, i dont know why this is but to get to the end of the road it takes me about 20 minutes, statlers already at our destination and hasnt even noticed im not there its so not fair, but its because im stupid at like to look around at boring things. Im also really slow at any time of procese like going the bank, i alway get my pin wrong, and then look at the screeen for another 20 minutes until i realise im at the bank and it would be nessersary for me to withdraw money, im an idiot really. I just burnt my chin because of my slow hands, and im really clumsy i rememeber when i fell down a wet muddy hill over a field once and it was really funny if u were watching, which i want becaue i was the one falling down the hill, and had to go to hospital to get stitches, after statler had tried to get the dirt out with drunken muddy hands but that faled and probabaly nearly gave me septicemia. In fact i probabaly did get septicemia but im so slow it probabaly got bored on the way to my brain and took a return ticket out. Right now im doing my eyeliner i do not joke i have been doing this now for 10 minutes. Constantly aplying it, i havent even breathed yet.
Anywayyys yours very slowly
Waldorf
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