I feel ive been very philsophically annoying in my blogs recently and there is evidence enough of that in the world as it is. So back to the grind of writing thought blogs that arent so seriously depressing.
Today i went to sophie west's house, this was a last resort. Id rang everyone up including in sheer desperation the person i met at a bus stop and talked weather to once in my life to ask if they would like to do something because cabin fever is setting in after 10 minutes alone nowdays, but this was to no avail. So i rang the westical house and went round.
It was not a pleasant journey. Oh no it wasnt, i walked in to a askew fence, ripped my jeans open and cut my leg OFF. Not quite off but i do have a substantial wound in my leg that i will say happened when i wrestled a tiger in nepal. Then when i got on the bus a fat woman blocked my exit and i tried to squeeze past but it didnt work then she finally turned round and looked at me like i was a puddle of sick on her wedding dress, i do not like it when this happens. This look of disgust, especially when she is the one who is fat and blocking my exit.
When i did get there, sophie was asleep apparently and woke up all moody. But she thawed with time not quite though, this is sophie west she is never happy ha! Then we watched some films. The first one was kids. Kids i enjoyed, the main character telly was a right stroke victim but he sufficed as a protagonist and the gist of this story was everyone got Aids and lots of 10 year olds had sex. The second film was drop dead fred.
After watching drop dead fred i came to the conclusion if i ever become a schitzophrenic, i would like fred to be the friend i create. He is insulting, mischevious, a bad influence yet caring and funny, i warmed to fred very very much. I certainly would not take pills for him to dissapear no matter what happened. If i ended up in jail, who cares, fred would be there with me, if i ended up in the aslyum, who cares fred would be there. I wouldnt even know he wasn't real, i would be a schitzophrenic i wouldnt know anything anyway. Fred is certainly an aspect of my personality, the annoying part sophie said. I just do not undersatnd how they can be so slack to fred when he only has elizabeths best interests in mind.
Here are some quotes that make me warm to fredrick.
Fred: I can't believe we left the party so soon. And there was so much wine to spit around the place.
Elizabeth: I got upset.
Fred: "I got upset." God, you're so stupid. You never leave a party 'til the very very end.
Elizabeth: Oh really?
Fred: Yeah really.
Elizabeth: Well what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?
Fred: No I don't remember what happened *with her*. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters, they were great.
Fred: You see when something's not working right, the best thing to do is tear it apart to make it better.
Fred: I wrote the note. Hahahahaha! Haven't got a husband! Haven't got a husband! Got a stupid hair cut!
Your my hero fred. One day i wish to be someones imaginary friend. What sophie west doesn't know is that actualyl i am her imaginary friend, and for all the insults and the whining..shes the one thats mental.
Yours by meer illusion
Statler
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"I wrote the note. Hahahahaha! Haven't got a husband! Haven't got a husband! Got a stupid hair cut!"
ReplyDeleteBest line in the film by far.
Statler I think that even your imaginary friend would be driven to insanity by you. I don't recommened it, I think that you should think about becoming someone elses imaginary friend in your next life. I have decided that in my next life I am going to become a banana.